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Tim Russert Democratic Shill Extraordinaire

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I don’t understand why a shill like Russert gets to sow disinformation into a Republican primary debate but he has no equal, painting America as a vast economic wasteland, depicting us as living in an unimaginable hell, and kowtowing the Democratic Party’s nonsensical myths.

I don’t like politicians all that much but I despise a hypocritical gasbag slithering in the guise of a moderator.when in fact his agenda is to simply destroy the candidates as much as possible. Russert asked questions constructed simply to set the debaters squabbling that had little merit beyond tittilation.

Lest you believe Russert has any credibility, he is back to being a regular guest on Imus, the nappy-headed radio shock jock.

The media is talking this country into a horrific depression for no better purpose than to torpedo the Republican Party. The same media that had to abandon its campaign of disinformation about Iraq when things just didn’t collapse according to their hopes and plans.

If you want your grandchildren wearing burqa’s and pointing towards Mecca at 5pm everyday drink the media Kool-Aid. There is one upside to living in a 9th century Muslim theocracy, there’s no media…

Written by mikehaydock

25 January 2008 at 6:45 pm

Obama’s Skeleton in the Closet

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Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it. Not smack, though.

When JFK was young he wrote While England Slept and later Profiles in Courage.  Today’s darling of the smart set Barack Obama clearly published this with little thought of perish.

Bill Clinton’s “I never inhaled” certainly encapsulated his relative morality past, present and future.  Does Barack offer us the same glimpse of Future Obama with this statement?

In any case Barack now seems intent on squealing like a schoolgirl stuck in an elevator with Justin Timberlake every time somebody alludes to his own published words.  My advice, suck it up Obama.  You talked the talk, now walk the walk.

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16 January 2008 at 4:10 am

Hillary Wins Meaningless Michigan

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Nothing like winning a primary that has no delegates.  By a margin of 19% of the votes Hillary Clinton beat uncommitted 57% to 38%.  Which calls into question whether she’s electable or not.  Since the Clinton-Barrack-Edwards  Express  bypassed Michigan there’s a good possibility had uncommitted spent more on advertising it might have won the primary.

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16 January 2008 at 3:46 am

Romneymania!

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Mitt Romney’s victory speech in Michigan was so lame it couldn’t beat a one legged mule in a tap dancing contest.  Romney outspent McCain for what is effectively a last hurrah for both of them.  Giuliani and Thompson will make short work of both of them in South Carolina and Florida.  The “bounce” won’t mean a thing south of the Mason Dixon line.

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16 January 2008 at 3:28 am

No Pain No McCain

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John McCain is Bob Dole.  Dole was the wrong candidate in 1996 because “It’s my turn” wasn’t good enough and that’s McCain’s raison d’être in 2008.  McCain will not last a second after any of his opponents in the primary remind Republican voters McCain was offered and considered being John Fitzdoodle Kerry’s running mate against George Bush in 2004  on the Democratic Party ticket.  Unforgivable.

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16 January 2008 at 1:06 am

Huckabee Gets Tough

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Mike Huckabee says we should stop issuing visa’s to people from states that sponsor terrorists. Wow. That’s telling it like it is. What kind of Profile in Courage stance is that? It’s like saying you’re against poverty or crime. No kidding. What a bunch of two-bit dim bulbs. I’m embarrassed at what passes for a presidential candidate. This must be what voters felt like right before they got to elect Millard Fillmore.

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16 January 2008 at 12:12 am

Bloomberg the Brainless Billionaire

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Chatty Cathy Doll politics (“I’m a billionaire look at me! Aren’t I clever? Pull my string!”) meets egotistical billionaire. If Mayor Bloomberg thinks his appeal exceeds the interest of Big Apple voters he is seriously delusional. Vanity politics is like vanity publishing, seldom worth reading let alone hearing about. Stop flushing money down the crapper Mike, at least Ross Perot has that creepy Dr. Strangelove vibe, you come off like Bill Gates at an insurance seminar.

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15 January 2008 at 11:18 pm