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Tim Russert Democratic Shill Extraordinaire

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I don’t understand why a shill like Russert gets to sow disinformation into a Republican primary debate but he has no equal, painting America as a vast economic wasteland, depicting us as living in an unimaginable hell, and kowtowing the Democratic Party’s nonsensical myths.

I don’t like politicians all that much but I despise a hypocritical gasbag slithering in the guise of a moderator.when in fact his agenda is to simply destroy the candidates as much as possible. Russert asked questions constructed simply to set the debaters squabbling that had little merit beyond tittilation.

Lest you believe Russert has any credibility, he is back to being a regular guest on Imus, the nappy-headed radio shock jock.

The media is talking this country into a horrific depression for no better purpose than to torpedo the Republican Party. The same media that had to abandon its campaign of disinformation about Iraq when things just didn’t collapse according to their hopes and plans.

If you want your grandchildren wearing burqa’s and pointing towards Mecca at 5pm everyday drink the media Kool-Aid. There is one upside to living in a 9th century Muslim theocracy, there’s no media…

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25 January 2008 at 6:45 pm

Obama’s Skeleton in the Closet

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Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it. Not smack, though.

When JFK was young he wrote While England Slept and later Profiles in Courage.  Today’s darling of the smart set Barack Obama clearly published this with little thought of perish.

Bill Clinton’s “I never inhaled” certainly encapsulated his relative morality past, present and future.  Does Barack offer us the same glimpse of Future Obama with this statement?

In any case Barack now seems intent on squealing like a schoolgirl stuck in an elevator with Justin Timberlake every time somebody alludes to his own published words.  My advice, suck it up Obama.  You talked the talk, now walk the walk.

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16 January 2008 at 4:10 am

Hillary Wins Meaningless Michigan

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Nothing like winning a primary that has no delegates.  By a margin of 19% of the votes Hillary Clinton beat uncommitted 57% to 38%.  Which calls into question whether she’s electable or not.  Since the Clinton-Barrack-Edwards  Express  bypassed Michigan there’s a good possibility had uncommitted spent more on advertising it might have won the primary.

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16 January 2008 at 3:46 am

Romneymania!

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Mitt Romney’s victory speech in Michigan was so lame it couldn’t beat a one legged mule in a tap dancing contest.  Romney outspent McCain for what is effectively a last hurrah for both of them.  Giuliani and Thompson will make short work of both of them in South Carolina and Florida.  The “bounce” won’t mean a thing south of the Mason Dixon line.

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16 January 2008 at 3:28 am

Uncommitted Beats Kucinich by 32%

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The mad bomber of the Democratic Party spent the entire day getting pummeled by reality. First victory turned to defeat when the Nevada Supreme Court smacked down his appeal like a gnat to go on an MSNBC televised debate then the uncommitted vote beat him 36% to 4% in Michigan. The fat lady’s singing your song Dennis.

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16 January 2008 at 3:11 am

No Pain No McCain

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John McCain is Bob Dole.  Dole was the wrong candidate in 1996 because “It’s my turn” wasn’t good enough and that’s McCain’s raison d’être in 2008.  McCain will not last a second after any of his opponents in the primary remind Republican voters McCain was offered and considered being John Fitzdoodle Kerry’s running mate against George Bush in 2004  on the Democratic Party ticket.  Unforgivable.

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16 January 2008 at 1:06 am

Huckabee Gets Tough

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Mike Huckabee says we should stop issuing visa’s to people from states that sponsor terrorists. Wow. That’s telling it like it is. What kind of Profile in Courage stance is that? It’s like saying you’re against poverty or crime. No kidding. What a bunch of two-bit dim bulbs. I’m embarrassed at what passes for a presidential candidate. This must be what voters felt like right before they got to elect Millard Fillmore.

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16 January 2008 at 12:12 am

Shrillary & Borat

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Barack Obama throws the race bait, Hillary Clinton bites. These two agreeing not to make race an issue smacks of the most cloying student government election between the reigning prom King & Queen. The race for the Presidency is not defined by gender, race, or religion except by people who seek to deflect the electorate from the real issues. At the current rate of invasion, the USA will have more illegal aliens than registered voters in less than a decade. This country will be taken over without a shot being fired in defense of our democracy while haircuts like Clinton & Obama worry about phony issues.

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15 January 2008 at 11:58 pm

Shrillary, Whither Thou Goest

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Shrillary Clinton found her voice after only 3 days in New Hampshire. I buy that, what voice was she using for the past 35 years? She repudiates her Marxist ideology from college by becoming a fat cat lawyer, she tries to foist universal health care on the ridiculously tax sodomized middle class because it’s the right thing to do, that hoary liberal canard, and then carpetbags a Senate seat from New York. All while being voiceless? What kind of fluid belief system does she have? What voice will she find in South Carolina?

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15 January 2008 at 11:49 pm

Bloomberg the Brainless Billionaire

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Chatty Cathy Doll politics (“I’m a billionaire look at me! Aren’t I clever? Pull my string!”) meets egotistical billionaire. If Mayor Bloomberg thinks his appeal exceeds the interest of Big Apple voters he is seriously delusional. Vanity politics is like vanity publishing, seldom worth reading let alone hearing about. Stop flushing money down the crapper Mike, at least Ross Perot has that creepy Dr. Strangelove vibe, you come off like Bill Gates at an insurance seminar.

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15 January 2008 at 11:18 pm